Cheers and greetings from gate A3 at the Luxurious Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix. Gate A3 has a special place in my heart since I once sat next to Andy Dick while he was eating a pretzel from TCBY. I'm on my way back to the Dirty Upstate and potentially preparing for a jaunt down to NYC this weekend to try out for a dance role in the Broadway adaption of Battlefield Earth.

It's always tough for me to tune into the chubby world of sports when I'm gone, but I was able to sneak a looksy at the 'Cuse game against Providence and almost spilled my beer on my co-workers when Wes did that front flip under the rim. Thank god he is a navi Avatar character and displays supreme dexterity.

I'm off to seat 3A and the enjoyable all you can eat Biscotti offered by the tremendous US Airways Platinum Club.